Scene: AJ is brewing us coffee while I'm browsing the internet and drinking a soda. Our coffee table only has two coasters on it and one is occupied by said soda. AJ brings over our mugs of joe, and I keep my eyes on the laptop while flailing around for my coke.
AJ: Coffee needs a coaster, otherwise goblins will steal it.
Me: *Flail*
AJ: Goblins will steal your coffee!
Me: *connects with soda and moves it off of the coaster while closing the laptop at the same time without spilling anything, which is a minor miracle. Coffee gets placed on said coaster.* What?
AJ: Goblins want to drink things when they aren't on coasters.
Me: *Actually paying attention at this point.* Why aren't the goblins stealing the soda?
AJ: Goblins don't have sugar.
Fin.
6 comments:
My coffee would totally be safe. I LOAD it with sugar and cream and syrups and...yay for my safe coffee. Sorry goblins. HeHe.
Some of your posts make me sound a wee bit strange, don't you think? I say this because I'm not strange at all. Nope. Not me.
The goblins here at my house know better than to take my coffee, they know I am a grumpy one LOL.
(((HUGS)))
You guys watch Noddy to?
*lol*
this brings to mind the "monkeys wear pants" conversation from Buffy.
haha, my word verification thing is "duzed" ...I don't know why it's funny.
Duzed.
All monkeys are French!
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